1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,237 >> beth: So, dad, guess what tomorrow is. >> rick: Martin luther king 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:06,205 Tomorrow is. >> rick: Martin luther king jr.'s birthday. 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:06,872 >> rick: Martin luther king jr.'s birthday. >> beth: No. 4 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:07,906 Jr.'s birthday. >> beth: No. Well, it...Might be. 5 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:08,874 >> beth: No. Well, it...Might be. >> rick: It is. 6 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:09,742 Well, it...Might be. >> rick: It is. >> beth: Fine. 7 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:11,377 >> rick: It is. >> beth: Fine. But also, tomorrow is your 8 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,911 >> beth: Fine. But also, tomorrow is your one-year anniversary back in our 9 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:13,412 But also, tomorrow is your one-year anniversary back in our lives. 10 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,279 One-year anniversary back in our lives. I'm gonna make you 11 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:15,514 Lives. I'm gonna make you flying-saucer-shaped pancakes. 12 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,287 [ mortys groaning, screaming] >> rick: Hey, I'll take it over mumford and sons. 13 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,055 >> rick: Hey, I'll take it over mumford and sons. Zip! 14 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:17,755 Mumford and sons. Zip! >> [ laughs ] 15 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,857 Zip! >> [ laughs ] >> rick: This guy is on it! 16 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,924 >> [ laughs ] >> rick: This guy is on it! >> he's not laughing at your 17 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:20,925 >> rick: This guy is on it! >> he's not laughing at your dumb jokes, rick. 18 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,293 >> he's not laughing at your dumb jokes, rick. That's just a random noise it 19 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,695 Dumb jokes, rick. That's just a random noise it makes every 10 seconds. 20 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,295 That's just a random noise it makes every 10 seconds. >> [ laughs ] 21 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,396 Makes every 10 seconds. >> [ laughs ] >> rick: [ groans ] 22 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,098 >> [ laughs ] >> rick: [ groans ] >> you see, rick, you're not as 23 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,133 >> rick: [ groans ] >> you see, rick, you're not as clever as you think you are. 24 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,816 Priorities are in order. >> well, come on. I can't take all the credit, 25 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,150 >> well, come on. I can't take all the credit, jerry. 26 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,019 I can't take all the credit, jerry. It was your idea. 27 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:21,986 Jerry. It was your idea. Come here, jerry! 28 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,857 It was your idea. Come here, jerry! [ both laugh ] 29 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,759 Come here, jerry! [ both laugh ] >> jerry: Hey, uh, come here. 30 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,194 [ both laugh ] >> jerry: Hey, uh, come here. I-I want to show you something. 31 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,152 Ricks don't care about mortys. [ mortys shouting ] do your worst, you little 32 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,219 [ mortys shouting ] do your worst, you little bastards! 33 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,454 Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! 34 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,156 Bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do I-I-I-I-it! 35 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,091 Kill me! Do it! Do I-I-I-I-it! >> rick: Morty! Thank god! 36 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,459 Do I-I-I-I-it! >> rick: Morty! Thank god! Get me out of this. 37 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,060 >> rick: Morty! Thank god! Get me out of this. Come on! 38 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,394 Get me out of this. Come on! >> morty: You're lucky I'm not a 39 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:43,928 Come on! >> morty: You're lucky I'm not a rick. 40 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,552 Apologizes for its false accusation, and in the way of reparations [belches] for our 41 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,420 Accusation, and in the way of reparations [belches] for our terrible mistake, we would like 42 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,156 Reparations [belches] for our terrible mistake, we would like to compensate you with this 43 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,991 Terrible mistake, we would like to compensate you with this voucher for a free replacement 44 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,359 To compensate you with this voucher for a free replacement morty in the event that 45 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,393 Voucher for a free replacement morty in the event that y[belches]our current [belches] 46 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,060 Morty in the event that y[belches]our current [belches] morty should -- 47 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,996 Y[belches]our current [belches] morty should -- >> rick: Uh, guys, not a good 48 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:25,396 Morty should -- >> rick: Uh, guys, not a good time. 49 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,774 Controlled remotely -- puppeteered by somebody else. This is the receiver. 50 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,142 Puppeteered by somebody else. This is the receiver. >> yeah, but where's the 51 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,744 This is the receiver. >> yeah, but where's the transmitter? 52 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,613 >> yeah, but where's the transmitter? [ beeping continues ] 53 00:20:48,615 --> 00:21:39,463 >> rick: Wubba dubba dub dub! Oh. Hey, jerry. W-w-w-what are you doing in my